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Disturbing Beer News
Yesterday, University scientists released the results of a recent
analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should
take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer
contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking
enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour
period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1) Gained weight.
2) Talked excessively without making sense.
3) Became overly emotional.
4) Couldn't drive.
5) Failed to think rationally.
6) Argued over nothing.
7) Had to sit down while urinating.
8) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong
LOL! So thats the reason for all the sniggering in Failte...ah well make mine a pint.